A moment of non fashion.

I’ve been quietly working on DoC Eldritch.. Umm I mean a pirate post, but as a brief, yes I is still here post I’d like to talk about my lovely wifey Tie.
Tie doesn’t blog here as much as she should *glares* but the other day I learned that Tie has previously blogged fashion! I know I know, it’s shocking. Anyhoo, for your delectation I have hunted down the article from back in the mists of time so that you may all enjoy.
The article was featured in the Traveling Second Life blog created by Tie and her friend Dahlia Unsung. In it they feature hair designer Tabitha Marquez and her store Beau Monde. Obviously you can read the entire post for yourselves here, but I’d like to point out several parts which I believe show my wife journalistic ability to the full.
First off the interview. It’s a long one so I have copied and pasted Tie’s bits for you to enjoy.
Tiernan Serpentine scribbles in her journalist’s note book, “expanding… must visit!”
Tiernan Serpentine giggles.
Tiernan Serpentine grins
Sheer brilliance…. I’m honestly speechless by the beautiful and poignant way she carried herself through the interview with inciteful and probing questions *wipes away a small tear of pride*
But it gets better, little Tie went on to conduct a review of the store using a complicated points system. The like of which has been often imitated but never to the same degree of finesse.
I particularly like this part.
Customer care: (5 star) Both Dhalia and I initially had problems with fitting one of the hair styles. The creator responded promptly and efficiently and personally assisted us in adjusting the hair, with a full refund.
It’s amazing to know that Tie (who is now a prolific and well respected builder) was assisted by someone to fit her hair *stifles giggle* because she couldn’t manage *snort* it and then gave her a refund to cover the trauma of it all *collapses in hyterics and rolls around on the floor*
I swear I only amuse myself.

*sniffs*
I’ve been so nice to you, keeping all those humiliating little secrets.. well, secret. But you’ve gone too far this time, bitch *scurries off to plot a horrible and perverse revenge*
What secret? Is it the one about me and the gerbil… Oh wait. That was Richard Gere