The Rummage Boxes Christmas Orgy.

Ack, not really. Although not for the lack of trying. We’re trying to get some variety in our writers so we found some men! After many promises of oral sex, allowing them to watch Top Gear, not telling people that they name their cuddly toys and buying them a pint. Druss and Zennor have agreed to come help. I’m not sure what we’re going to do to get them to actually write something. But nevermind. We had much fun stalking the lucky chairs in iNFLiCT. Aside from caps lock issues, they make very nice tattoos. So nice that having emptied the chairs of goodness we actually decided to spend some money! I know, it’s shocking isn’t it?

Anyhoo, not clogging the feed and that, you can click to see more detailed pictures of the tatts after the cut along with the SLurl!

First off we ripped Madi’s fairy clothing off her and found out she’s got more tattoos than a sailor (some of the language was pretty sailorlike too).

Madi is wearing Cyclops. As we all know cyclops is a mythical beast who wanders the island of the same name (according to Homer) seeking to destroy the creator of the umbrella who ‘had his eye out’.

Next we have Zennor, Zennor enjoys country walks, reading, cooking Italian food, playing the piano, cozy snuggles in front of the fire and bdsm.

Zennor is sporting the Surreal tattoo. Apt enough as Zennor was Salvador Dali’s left kidney in a former life.

Woah! Who’s that dangerously sexy female? Oh wait.. *giggles* yeah it’s me, proving that despite the recent rumours I’ve not lost my left leg due to heroin abuse.

I is wearing What is the matrix? Which is a very good question. Having spent several hours deciphering the arm tattoos I discovered it’s a peking duck from a small chinese restaurant in Islington.

Finally we have Druss. Druss is a beta tester (Oooooo) and deckchair manufacturer. His first deckchair was created back in 2003 when young Druss would scamper about the forests of the grid collecting sunflower seed to put in his cheeks. After much running he decided to create a chair to sit on out of the empty shells. And thus, the deckchair was born.

Druss is wearing Against All Authority, which is an in joke he shares with a rengade group of gerbils.

You can find iNFLiCT here.

~ by Kitty Lalonde on December 10, 2007.